Thursday, April 7, 2011

Right Posterior Rotator Cuff Strain

Thanks, Brad Lidge. I was all set to believe that Cashner would be back in a month. Now you're down with the same injury he's got, and you're not expecting to be back until the All-Star break. But you're ten years older than Cash, so clearly you're an old broken fogy who needs forever to rehab, and he's young and spry and will be back on the mound in no time. Right? Right. Glad we settled that.

::cries quietly::

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